June 2012
- Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
- Me: 10
- Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
- Me: 10 and a dead body.
That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitch hiking serial killer.
- Killer: turn down that dark road.
- Rapist: I was planning on it.
- 2009: this will be my year
- 2010: this will be my year
- 2011: this will be my year
- 2012: fuck this, i hope the world ends
- yeah, pretty much-
the scariest part about hipster blogs is they rarely have text posts
it’s like the blogger isn’t even alive
they’re just a soulless vessel fueled only by pictures of coffee and trendy clothes
Dead Friend
“What would you do if you where the last person on earth?”
His voice was unsure, she could tell this wasn’t the fun easy going assignment the teacher meant it to be.
She gave him sadistic smile.
The kid had lost his mother a year and half ago.
He had change of reality, the moment he saw her brain leave her head.
The one sure thing in his head no longer was.
She looked back at magazine.
“You’ve lost yur mom and then yur teacher wants you to envision mass extinction?”
She flipped the page.
“Harsh.”
She finished.
Carson looked older in that moment.
May 2012
Lucy Liu To Play Watson In CBS’ Modern Sherlock Holmes Pilot ‘Elementary’ →
deadline.com
The name is Watson, Joan Watson. Lucy Liu is set to play Sherlock Holmes’ sidekick in CBS’ drama pilot Elementary, whose tweaks to Arthur Connan Doyle’s classic include switching Watson’s gender to female. The project, written by Robert Doherty, is set in present day and stars Jonny Lee Miller as eccentric Brit Holmes, a former consultant to Scotland Yard whose addiction problems led him to a rehab center in New York City.
I thought you all might find this outrageous, so I am pointing it out to you, that you might express your outrage properly, vocally, and in the appropriate direction.
It would seem that CBS is cocking things up even worse than we had imagined.
Edit: Just to be clear, this is not a jab at women, Asian-American actors, or Lucy Liu (all of which I am in support of), it is a jab at CBS’s seemingly careless and irritatingly predictable bastardization of Doyle canon and characters and apparent need to wedge boobs into every possible situation.
