- Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
- Me: 10
- Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
- Me: 10 and a dead body.
- Killer: turn down that dark road.
- Rapist: I was planning on it.
- 2009: this will be my year
- 2010: this will be my year
- 2011: this will be my year
- 2012: fuck this, i hope the world ends
- yeah, pretty much-
the scariest part about hipster blogs is they rarely have text posts
it’s like the blogger isn’t even alive
they’re just a soulless vessel fueled only by pictures of coffee and trendy clothes
“What would you do if you where the last person on earth?”
His voice was unsure, she could tell this wasn’t the fun easy going assignment the teacher meant it to be.
She gave him sadistic smile.
The kid had lost his mother a year and half ago.
He had change of reality, the moment he saw her brain leave her head.
The one sure thing in his head no longer was.
She looked back at magazine.
“You’ve lost yur mom and then yur teacher wants you to envision mass extinction?”
She flipped the page.
Carson looked older in that moment.