Heading home from vacation- I’m on the last leg of my trip and I am the only one on the bus-
(Gasp! Smile, giggle)
I sit and make a list of all that can be done on an empty except me bus-
I decide after much deliberation- I decide dancing down the isle, to either “suicide blond” or “elegantly wasted”- In my own personal video would do-
Since the bus driver veto’d my alternative universe speed reinactment which would end with the bus driver and I blowing up the bus- While laughing manically while singing russian love songs-
Something about his retirement-
